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10 things you need to know about Scorgie
- Who is your hero? Mr. T
- What is your biggest fear? That he’ll pity me!
- What makes you laugh the most? Aaron Zytle’s audition tape for One Direction.
- If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have? Mind control. I’d make all of the Victoria’s Secret chicks want me. It worked for the dude from Kings Of Leon!
- What would you do if you won the lottery? Try to make some B-list models want me.
- What’s your favorite family tradition? The gathering of the juggalos.
- What’s your favorite family recipe? I’m proud to say we make the best Pop Tarts this side of China!
- If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Never piss off a redhead. It may be the last thing you do…
- What’s the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window? Well, we’re located next to a landscape supplier, so most days all I can see is a giant pile of manure… I mean “fertilizer”
- What was your first job? Mowing lawns. Never had to fertilize them though…